Because when you have kids, New Year’s Eve looks a little different.
People watch the ball drop to herald in a new calendar year on New Year’s Eve, which is a magical occasion. But if you’re a parent, especially of young children, this holiday probably doesn’t excite you all that much. Midnight celebrations take a backseat to bedtime rituals, and you might be too worn out to crack open a bottle of champagne. Fear not—we can all relate. Take a look at these 15 humorous memes that perfectly capture family New Year’s Eve celebrations.
1. The Struggle Is Real
This meme is for you if you’ve ever worked a full day of parenting in the hopes of staying up till midnight. Once you have children, it takes all of your willpower to avoid sleeping for that long!
When you’re trying to stay awake on New Year’s Eve, but you’re also a parent: pic.twitter.com/0sKotAHGwx
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) December 27, 2019
2. Because a Little White Lie Is Not Always Bad
This seasoned mom is aware of best practices! Set the clocks ahead, then ring in the new year a few hours early if you have young children who are unable to tell time.
3. Things Look Different These Days
It’s interesting how changing priorities, especially over the holidays, may result from having children. We recognize anyone who has ever foregone the bubbly in favor of the diapers.
I know my life has changed when on New Year's Eve, I run to Walmart to get diapers, milk, Epsom salt, and children's Tylenol. #DadLife
— Jacques Nyemb (@jnyemb) January 1, 2017
4. But Why?!
No matter how late you put your kids to bed, Murphy’s Law of Parenting stipulates that they will nonetheless wake up at the first sign of daylight. No. Matter. What. Although we don’t write the rules, we can’t help but laugh at this reality.
As a parent of small children, New Year’s Eve means absolutely nothing 😩
— Teach Hustle Inspire®️ (@ShaunWoodly) December 31, 2019
Regardless of what time we go to bed, they’ll be up at the crack of dawn like this… 😩😆 pic.twitter.com/BcUmx3BOkP
5. I Love Me Some Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
Nobody asserted that attending a party requires putting on clothes and leaving the house. Take a bite of that sweet; you earned it! Simply don’t wake the infant.
6. Cheers to the End of the 10 O’clock News
10:30 counts as midnight when you’re surrounded by toys and sleeping kids, right?
A parent’s New Year’s Eve. Toys, an attempt at champagne at a logical 10:30. pic.twitter.com/dKpDIVOxlw
— Natalie Lowry (@nalowry) January 1, 2019
7. Please No
No of the occasion, kids will always want to stay up late and parents will always want to go to bed early.
6YO: When you’re an adult do you always have to stay up to midnight on New Year’s Eve?
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) December 31, 2015
ME: I hope not.
8. ‘Tis the Season
tissues as opposed to noisemakers? Check. Champagne instead of flu medication? Please confirm. You’re invited to parent through New Year’s Eve!
“Cheers to the New Year!” My husband and I will say, as we clink shots of NyQuil, since we have children, and they sneezed in our faces.
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) December 28, 2017
9. Just Another Day
Kids make the cutest little noise makers you ever saw. Now pipe down and go to sleep!
New Year's Eve is a special occasion when parents get to stay up late with little noisemakers all over the place.
— Walking Outside in Slippers (@WalkingOutside) December 28, 2017
Also known as just another day.
10. Given that Everyone Loves Leggings
This is the only fashion advice we’re listening to this time of year. Bring on the cozy clothes and the snacks on the couch!
A mom’s New Year resolutions:
— yelisa (@beingyelisa) December 29, 2017
Less pants, more leggings, and a heck of a lot more pajamas.
11. Three Words: Fake Ball Drop
This is the parenting hack we all need when staring down the clock and realizing just how late midnight really is.
Who me? Just planning on celebrating New Year's at 9pm like all the other parents.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) January 1, 2016
12.This Party Is Out of Control
Without folding towels and attempting to match 200 pairs of toddler socks in the middle of the night, have you ever lived? Parents everywhere who struggle with lack of sleep can relate to this New Year’s meme.
I just found a LEGO in my dryer's lint trap so yeah you could say my New Year's Eve is getting pretty crazy
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) January 1, 2017
13. Maybe Next Year
The answer is always cleaning stuff. That’s what we do!
Child-free people: So what are your New Year's Eve plans?
— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) December 31, 2016
Moms: Cleaning stuff.
14. Starting the New Year With a Positive Attitude
Why not start the new year with a great attitude? This parent has the right idea!
“Those aren’t carrot sticks and cucumbers that my kids have ignored for five days, they’re dehydrated veggie crisps!”
— Gila Pfeffer (as in ‘Hava Nagila’) (@Gilapfeffer) January 19, 2020
— Me, trying to implement my
New Year’s resolution to be
more positive.
15. Crazy New Year Wishes
Raise your hand if you have a partner who spends a lot of time in the bathroom. We see you.
I’m not asking for any crazy wishes this new year, I’m just hoping my husband comes out of the bathroom long enough to see any part of it.
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) December 26, 2019
We hope you have a great time, whether you are so exhausted at 9 p.m. that you want to pass out or you have the vitality of a young child to keep going past midnight.
Let’s welcome the new year!