#1 My owner stocked up on my favourite canned food, but now I’ve lost interest in it.
#2 I need dis.
#3 4AM, everyone is asleep. Perfect time to run from one end of the house to the other at full speed and as loudly as possible.
#4 Can spot a bird from across the yard. Can’t find the pieces of meat you dropped unless you point it out 10 times.
#5 So, we decided to move the couch…
#6 Cat logic. Full bowl, empty bowl.
#7
#8. I don’t always get under the covers. Bit when I do, you’re trying to make the bed.
#9 Just stretching a bit before running around at 3AM for no reason.
#10 You may have a cat. Or plants. Not both.
#11 I always feel bad when I come home from work and my cats are just like.. You were gone forever. I counted.
#12 The vacuum cleaner is out.
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#14 Cuddling up for a nap with your cat. How you imagined it… How it really is.
#15 Food dish is half empty. Starvation is imminent.
#16 I don’t always want to sit on your lap. But when I do, it’s 30 seconds before you want to get up.
#17 Trying to study? Let me help you.
#18 I want belly rubs. But only exactly 3 and then I’ll bite.
#19 Potty time? I will watch.
#20 Things crazy cat people do: You answer your cat’s random meows with “Yes, yes I know!
#21 How people without a cat eat. How people with a cat eat.
#22 Cat training. Alright kid, less one: if the humans scold you, run away… But only like 5 feet, then turn around and stare at them. They hate that.
#23 Took my cat to the vet.
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#25 Hey, whatcha eating? Give me some.. I wont like it… But give me some.
#26 Shit my cat does.
#27 Car logic. Red laser dot. Happy party fun time! Small box. Perfect chair. Big happy spider… Delicious. Preparing a garbage bag for the garbage can. The end is nigh!
#28 A book. I’m going to rub my face all over it.
#29 Kitty, please get off my chair. I need to work. Purrr
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