What better way is there to say “Happy Mother’s Day” than by giving moms what they really want: funny Mother’s Day memes and jokes!
It’s time to lift them up in fancy chairs while singing songs about the glorious powers of womanhood.
(I don’t, like, exactly know any songs about the glorious powers of womanhood other than “I Am Woman”, but I’ll be darned if I’m not going to try and think of a couple more right after I get done here, even if it means I’ll have to compose them myself!)
Have you order her flowers yet? Have you bought her a deeply moving and meaningful card (that probably also has flowers on it)?
Here are the best funny Mother’s Day memes to text or share with your mom to keep her laughing.
1. “You mean to tell me your real name isn’t mom?”
2. “I’m sorry that your cats don’t understand what Mother’s Day is.”
Who said your furbabies don’t know what Mother’s Day is?
3. “Ladies, the day is yours. Happy Mother’s Day!”
4. “Mother’s Day is about feeling appreciated… the other 364 are about trying not to lose your s***.”
5. “Happy Mother’s Day, Mom! I was going to serve you breakfast in bed, but I ate it.”
6. “9 out of 10 Moms agree that they’d want a massage for Mother’s Day. (10th Mom was unavailable for comment as she was at the spa.)”
7. “Happy Mother’s Day. Behind that hockey mask there is still a mama’s boy.”
8. “I am your Mom. Your argument is invalid.”
9. “I don’t always tell my mother how much I love her, but when I do, it’s not on Facebook.”
10. “Treat mom to a margarita this Mother’s Day! Remember you’re the reason she drinks.”
11. “Happy Mother’s Day! Here’s a picture of a surprised cat.”
12. “Cheers to all the Mothers.”
13. “It’s Mother’s Day. Worship me!!!!!”
14. “You’re the best Mum ever! But please stop stalking my Facebook.”
15. “For enduring the bloodcurdling torture of my adolescent years, I promise to always keep your electronics functional.”
Your mom has stressed over way too much in her life because of you.
16. “Mothers! Even when they’re wrong… they’re right!”
17. “Don’t forget to buy your mom a glass of wine for Mother’s Day. You’re the reason she drinks!”
All mamas need a wine glass the size of her body.
18. “Mother’s Day…”
19. “Today isn’t special, because every day is Mother’s Day!”
20. “Like a boss! Happy Mother’s Day.”
Your mom really can do it all.
21. “Mother’s Day on Facebook. Showing you what your female friends will look like in the future.”
22. “Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out.”
23. “May the only person pressing your buttons this Mother’s Day be a trained masseuse.”
24. “Happy Mother’s Day to someone who did a great job raising her children and her husband.”
25. “I got you flowers for Mother’s Day… but the cemetery made me put them back.”
Don’t be cheap, buy her flowers.
26. “Happy Mother’s Day Mom! What time is it? It’s 4 AM, will you make me breakfast?”
27. “Don’t forget to buy me a Mother’s Day gift since I’ll be the mother to all your future children.”
Treat her now, and in the future she’ll help you.
28. “Dear Mom, Thanks for not feeding me to a shark or selling me to the circus. I know it was a real possibility. Happy Mother’s Day!”
29. “Word to your mother.”
30. “Mother: 1. One person who does the work of twenty. For free. (See also: ‘masochist’, ‘loony’, ‘saint’.)”
