Golden retrievers are one of the top five most popular dog breeds in the United States. They’re basically the Julia Roberts of dog breeds. Who can resist that smile?
1. My ex: Well good look finding someone better than me. Me:
2. So regal.
So refined.
3. “You have captured my attention. Go on …”
5. Them: “Surround yourself with people who will only lift you higher.” Me:
6. “Operating on my dogs favorite toy. He looks very concerned.”
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8. NO. YOU FETCH IT, ROBERT.
10. “This is Bo and Ty. Bo eats paper and Ty felt left out. 11/10 for both”
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For shame!
11. Behold: the art of not giving a damn.
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12. “Good morning. I’m just gonna wag my tail against noisy stuff until you wake up because I love you.”
14. Things you never knew you needed until now: Jackie Chan holding golden retrievers.
16. This dog appears to be melting.
17. This is Ralph. It’s his first time out in public. 11/10 good boy.
Excited as h*ck!
18. “They always ask ‘Who’s a good boy’ but never ‘how’s the good boy'”
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“Do they even care?”
19. Please send all food to the lab for testing.
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20. “My dad had the dog sit up front while me and my mom and brother sit in the back”
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Guess we know who the favorite child is.
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21. “This is Liliah, my majestic golden.”
Say cheeth!
23. “Did you bring the stuff?” Me:
Once you get hooked …
24. “Chased shifty squirrel away from human — SAVED THE DAY”
The hero we deserve.
26. Smol friends???
27. “We have a 15 week old lawnmower”
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The latest in lawn and garden management equipment.
29. Important negotiations.
30. “One of everything, please.”
31. “When your goofing off with your buddy at work and the boss comes out of nowhere expecting you to be doing actual work”
Oops?
33. YOU LOOK QUITE FETCHING
35. “He sneezed in the middle of his photoshoot”
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Bless you.
36. “She likes to carry around random rags for no reason”
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Good girl, or goodest girl?
38. Priorities.
40. That’s false advertising!
42. The Lord said: let there be dog. And lo, there was dog.
43. “Googled ‘most important image on the internet’ and was not disappointed”
