Football players might awe spectators with their prowess on the field, but when it comes to making comments, their blatant incompetence can have a more lasting impact on our minds. Let’s indulge our ribs with some of the Funniest Footballer Quotes.
1.”My wife is not a fan of football. She once contacted me ten minutes before a game to see how I was doing.” Peter Crouch
2.”The Kim Kardashian of football is Neymar. There are many players ahead of him, and he is not on Messi and Ronaldo’s level. Neymar is more of an advertising sensation than a football phenomenon, similar to the Kardashians.” (Joey Barton)
3. “As long as we won the league, I wouldn’t care if we lost every game.” Marc Vidua
4. “I was the strongest player on the team, despite the fact that I weighed 73kg. Essien and Ballack were Chelsea’s midfielders. Rosicky was here. He would sustain an injury for 2.5 months if you only said “how are you” to him.” (Emmanuel Adebayor)
5. “They’re fortunate Ten years ago, I wouldn’t have come because I would have been elected president “(Zlatan Ibrahimovic) How he affected MLS
6. “I questioned my youngster about his favorite athlete. I was waiting for him to say, “You, Dad.” However, he cited Thierry Henry.” Wasier Drogba
- David Beckham said, “My parents have been there for me ever since I was about 7.”
- “You have to score goals sometimes in football.” Thierry Henry
9. “Some people believe that football is a life-or-death game. That mentality irritates me. They need to know it’s lot worse than that, I can guarantee them “. – William Shankly
10. “We’re trying to find a place to live. I’ll likely just purchase the hotel if we are unable to uncover anything.” –Zlatan Ibrahimovic, upon being introduced as a member of Paris Saint-Germain.
- “My only hope in life was football. I didn’t do well in school. To give you an idea, I was able to fail an art class taught by my uncle. – Richardson
- “When I signed, I had no idea who my teammates would be at Genoa. I then started up my PlayStation and searched for them in FIFA. Krzysztof Pietka
- “At 17 I went into the AC Milan changing room. I received a Playboy magazine from Ronaldo, who also advised me to join his group or Kaka’s (the religious one). – Pato.
- “I shouldn’t say this – not now, absolutely! However, when I was younger, I was a huge Manchester United supporter. Raheem Sterling
- “Success has really helped, especially with girls, they send me naked images” Jose Felix
- “On my smartphone, I have one selfie. With Messi, that is. Cristiano was also present in the space”. Juergen Klopp
- “You have to treat the ball with the same delicacy as you treat a woman.” Dimitar Berbatov.
- “Toronto will go down in history as my 500th victim, so I’m glad for them.” Zlatan Ibrahimovi, after tallying his 500th goal of his career.
- “Someday. When Romario asked if I could skip training so we could attend Carnival in Brazil, I said, “If you score two goals tomorrow.” He scored twice in 20 minutes versus Madrid before stating, “Coach, My aircraft departs in an hour,” when he requested to be taken off. Jonas Cruyff
- “Has Tottenham gotten closer to Arsenal? They were still 4 miles and 11 titles away when I last checked.” The Arsenal manager The gap being closed by Tottenham
- “You enjoy seeing “Little Mozart” perform greatly. He moved with amazing style and grace on the field. He must still be the wealthiest football player I know, in my opinion. He never made any purchases. He drove the same Mercedes-Benz from 2005 to 2006 the entire time I was at Arsenal, and he exclusively wore clothing from his sponsor. He spent all of his money save for his guitar.” – Tomas Rocisky versus Wojciech Szczesny
- He’s leaving because Guardiola loves him, according to 22. If anyone is to blame, it is me. I am unable to become shorter while learning Spanish. – Jurgen Klopp on the signing of Mario Gotze to Bayern
- “Only criminals may be upset about the installation of security cameras!” – Jose Mourinho on the VAR dispute
- “I’ll coach my youngest son’s squad next year. They are aware of the training strategy, which is to cut in from the right and shoot with the left, of course. (Arjen Robben)
- We had a WhatsApp group at Monaco at the time, and for a short while, the name of the group was “Trade Market” since we anticipated interest in Monaco from other teams. – Bernando Silva on the 2016–17 Monaco team
- “You observe a man swaying around with his d**k. Who desires to view that? — Jurgen Klopp in regards to pitch invasions
- “As a United player, I saw Ronaldo, Giggs, Scholes, Neville, Vidic, Rio, Evra, and Van De Sar as I stood in the tunnel. I then turned to face my opponents. They had already been defeated. ” Dimitar Berbatov.
28. “In Roma, I benched the world’s top goalie, and in Juventus, the greatest goalkeeper in history. It turns out I’m the finest in both history and the planet. Fabianski will be the best if he defeats me.” Szczesny, Wojciech
29.”To be honest, MLS isn’t on the same level as Europe. I used to play against opponents who were at or near my level. It facilitates a smoother game connection. I am a Ferrari among Fiats here.” (Zlatan Ibrahimovic)
30. Any manager would tell you that they prefer winning one and losing two to drawing three since you earn more points.” The Ferdinands