Someone has to provide adequate nursing care and obviously the competent nurse is responsible for the care. They can’t give the difficult patient to a new nurse. But sometimes you wonder why you get the assignment while your co-worker gets an easy day.
#1 When You Get the Most Difficult Patient and You Wonder If It’s Because They Think You Are a Good Nurse </or Because They Hate You
#2 When the Nurse Manager Needs You to Work Tonight
You find out that the night nurse called out and the nurse manager needs someone to cover the next shift. It’s time to hide because you have plans tonight. Your nurse manager doesn’t need to know the plans are with your bed and tv.
#3 You Think I’m Flirting With You But I’m Really Just Looking At Your Veins
The more visual the veins, the sexier your arms are.
#4 Saw This Next To The Weighting Scale At The Hospital
This applies to anyone and not just nurses or nursing students. No alarms to snooze? Alright!
#5 When You Have Two Nursing Clinicals Back to Back
This is so much worse than sitting through a lecture. Getting up at 5 in the morning for 12 hours clinical and you don’t get paid? No thanks.
#6 The Definition Of Nurse
#7 The Female Nurse Didn’t Think I Was Funny. The Male Doctor Couldn’t Stop Laughing
#8 Had My Leg Amputated And My Brother Shows Up To The Hospital Dressed As A Pirate
#9 I Didn’t Want To Go To The Hospital When I Had Life-Threatening Illness, Because My Elderly Pet Ducks Required Daily Medications At The Time. I’m The Only Person They’ll Allow. The Nurses Let My Husband Sneak Them In At Night
#10 Photo Taken Outside Children’s Hospital In Los Angeles. Smart Kid
#11 Who’s Gonna Stop Me?
#12 He Keeps Taking Them Down For Some Reason
#13 This After Hours Clinic Has Got Jokes
#14 Had To Get My Blood Drawn Today. This Was On The Wall At The Lab
#15 Christmas Tree At My Fertility Clinic
#16 Was At The VA Hospital Today When I Ran Into This Guy And His Shirt
#17 Woman Ends Up In Hospital After Mistaking Builders Expanding Foam For Hair Mousse
#18 These Removed Fish Hooks At My Local ER
#19 Girlfriend’s Eye Doctor Hit Her With A Good Ol’ Dad Joke
#20 Leech Jailbreak
#21 After Crushing And Fracturing His Finger, This Is How My Boyfriend Passed Time While Waiting In The ER
#22 I Think I Have Found The Worst Game Ever
#23 This Building Is Like Someone Was Making It Up On The Fly
#24 Made My Day… And Her’sThree Broken Ribs Yet Grandma Still Knows How To Keep Her Spirits Up During Hard Times
#25 Found This Mad Lad’s Handiwork In The Local Hospital Bathroom
